004 | Video

[codeforhope]

[Appearing on the network this morning is a video live from the Dangan House, where things have...certainly happened. Chihiro stands in the center of his bedroom facing the camera with three eggs cradled in his arms of different colors. He seems to be alright, though rather flustered...and it's easy to see why. A Flareon lies on the bed next to a Persian with several eggs between them. Across the room, a Meganium has the edge of a towel in her mouth, fussing over getting it draped over one of the eggs.

Standing next to Chihiro is a Leavanny with an egg held carefully in her arms, watching the screen with a happy smile. All in all, if someone cares to count the eggs filling the room, they will find twenty in all.]

U-um....good morning.

[MISTAKES WERE MADE.]

Would...would anyone be interested in taking care of an egg? I can send a list of what I have, and their moves...

[The Leavanny gently places the egg in her arms on the bed between the Flareon's paws before stepping back over to Chihiro, relieving him of one of the eggs with a cheerful, "Lea! Leavanny!"]

They won't cost much...I-I trust that whoever gets one would take good care of them.

I just...have too many. I hope I can find them all good homes..

[He frets to himself as he looks down at the two eggs in his arms, one tawny and brown, the other plain white. The feed cuts as the Leavanny takes another egg from Chihiro before taking him by the hand, leading him back over to the bedside to check on the rest of the eggs.]

((OOC: There are still some eggs available HERE if anyone's interested!))

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[codeforhope]

[Oh, well, that was fast.]

Oh, um....does...P700 sound okay?

[red_roses]

Oh, I love hatching eggs! Do you have any left?

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[voidedrogue]

[ Well, it's a cat, it doesn't take much to convince Roxy to buy a cat... ]

Sounds perf! Meowth is like the original cat pokemon, man. And even if they look a little derpy they get hella gorge when they evolve.

[codeforhope]

[Nod nod.]

Is there a particular Pokemon you are interested in?

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[codeforhope]

Mm. I have never raised a Meowth myself, but...with my experience, Persians are very nice Pokemon.

[Alice flicks an ear at that, watching Chihiro quietly from the bed out of one eye.]

[artificialrose]

They look a lot like dogs, so it shouldn't be that difficult, right?

[codeforhope]

Oh, not at all. You just...have to be patient, that's all.

[artificialrose]

I think I'll manage. Besides, sometimes you never know! I could get lucky with the temperament.

[codeforhope]

Eheh, well, good luck then, Garry-kun! I hope he or she does well for you and you become good friends.

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[aufsassig]

Haha. I'll tell you what. Go ahead and practice your sales pitch on me, and maybe by the end you'll convince me.

Either way, you get some good practice out of it, and if you're lucky, maybe you'll even get a new home for one of your pets.

[artificialrose]

Thanks! Good luck getting all of your eggs to a good home.

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[codeforhope]

[There's a length of time that passes after that in which Schuldig will receive no reply. It could be perceived as Chihiro just giving up on the conversation entirely, but apparently he just needed some time to figure out what to say to that. Because really, what does he say to that.]

I have Eevee, Growlithe, Meowth, and Porygon eggs. They all will hatch knowing various egg moves except for the Porygon. For example, the Growlithe will know Fire Fang, and the Meowth will know Thunderbolt.

[All things considered, Chihiro's first batch of eggs really aren't too special, beyond the fact that he managed to get twenty all at once.]

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[aufsassig]

...I thought a Meowth was like a little cat?

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[codeforhope]

That's right. But the parents both know Thunderbolt via TM, so all of the offspring will too.

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[aufsassig]

So you bred a cat that can summon down lightning.

Now there's something I never thought I'd see.

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[codeforhope]

Technically...yes.

[He's still trying to wrap his head around it all but yes, he has actually bred a real live batch of thunderkittens that hatch from eggs.]

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[aufsassig]

Hell, for that I'll give one a home. I'll even pay for it, too; the novelty is worth it.

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[codeforhope]

[You truly are a saint.]

Oh, thank you! I'm very glad to hear it.

[...ah, wait. Where did his manners go.]

...I'm sorry...I never introduced myself. My name is Chihiro Fujisaki.

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[aufsassig]

Mine is Jaeger. Dietrich Jaeger. Is that Japanese, Fujisaki?

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[codeforhope]

Yes, that's right.

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[aufsassig]

I thought so. I did some work in Japan, for a little while.

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[codeforhope]

[Oh did you now?]

What kind of work? ...if you don't mind me asking.

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[aufsassig]

Protecting people.

I don't like to talk too much about it, but that's the gist of it.

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[soundmind]

[Well golly gee whillickers, Chihiro.]

Ummm...what kind of Fire types do you have? Or maybe Electric?

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[imthe_shit]

... Some kind of orgy happen?

[ SNAKE, PLEASE. Asimov the Ampharos gives Snake a bitter look and a static shock of disapproval, to which Snake responds with a grunt of pain. ]

Augh-- Er, I mean... Sorry...

I'll take an egg... How much are you selling them for...