007 | Video/Action for Dangan House

[codeforhope]

[Well, that sure is the sound of a lot of little baby grass goats bleating in the background. The camera pans around to show several of them trotting playfully around the backyard, their tails flicking and some of them kicking up their hooves as they run.]

Have...have any of you ever seen this many of the same type of Pokemon in one area before? These little guys are all over Goldenrod right now...

[Chihiro has to raise his voice slightly over the din as he turns the Gear back around to face himself, grinning as one of the goats comes up to his side, pushing his nose into his hand. He runs his hand over the top of its head, stopping to scratch behind the ears.]

I have quite a few with me right now...I'm not sure if they are around in other areas, but there are definitely a lot here.

[Actually, it looks like he's...close to becoming a bit overwhelmed with goats here, if he's not careful. It's hard to count how many are in the background there, but it's more than just a couple.

Most of them are playing in the backyard together, but eventually Chihiro starts to try to lead them to where the barn is after his video is done, letting his Arcanine and Mighteyena stay behind them to keep them from darting off and back into the yard again. It's easier said than done...and before long the little goats have scattered again, calling out cheerfully as they hop around Chihiro and back into the grass.]

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[video]

[sincereheart]

[ Have a Mimi, starry-eyed, practically pressing her face up against the camera. ]

Fujisaki-san, what are those Pokémon? They're adorable! Um, you seem like you have a lot of them, though... are you doing okay over there?

[video]

[codeforhope]

Oh, um...I'm not sure. I don't think anyone knows what they are.

[As Chihiro talks there are goats coming this way, sniffing curiously at the camera.]

I think so, but there are quite a few of them around here.

Would you like one, Mimi-san?

[video]

[sincereheart]

So they're like these little ones? [ Mimi reaches down and lifts her Espurr, Chira, into frame. Chira stares at the Skiddos. Or possibly just stares. ] Or the poodles from yesterday? These didn't fall out of the sky too, did they? They look like they'd hurt!

[ As for Chihiro's offer, she thought he'd never ask! ]

Oh, I wouldn't want to impose... but since you're offering, yes! Yes, I'd love one! You don't happen to have a girl that you could part with, do you? Oh, but a boy would be fine too! Whatever these Pokémon are, they're darling!

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[freshprints]

Fujisaki-san?

[ARE YOU THERE SOMEWHERE AMIDST THE GOATS, FUJISAKI-SAN...

Instinctively, Kirigiri calls out Baskerville, her Houndour, and he appears steadfast at her side in case of...well, the need to goat-herd, frankly.]

...There's so many of them.

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[codeforhope]

[HE IS HERE...SOMEWHERE...It's a bit of a challenge to find a clear space in the grass, but once he does he nods, watching as Hogosha lowers his head and nudges the backside of one of the stray goats.]

There were just one or two, at first...but then more and more started showing up.

[And now there's, like. A million. Roughly.]

I've been trying to get them into the barn, but it's...rather difficult to get them to stay still.

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[freshprints]

[Arguably, she'd probably be safe with swapping out to "Fujisaki-kun", given that this is their house and there's probably no real issue with it, but they are outside and there are always neighbors and you know, better safe than sorry.]

...They didn't destroy the garden, did they? The one at the side of the house.

[WITH THE...MAN-EATING PLANT...]

[video]

[ajustcaws]

[...Cynthia looks uncharacteristically frazzled, actually...]

Oh, it... looks like you've gotten the ones that aren't too ornery...

[...even in spite of that last bit...]

I mean, herding goats isn't too much of a step up from herding cats, but they seem like they're pretty calm! There are some really wild ones out there, though...

[video]

[codeforhope]

They aren't as scared as the cats were, that's for sure...

[In fact, they all seem to be pretty happy little fellows, all things considered.]

Um...are you okay? I'm guessing the ones you got...were a little rowdy...

[video]

[ajustcaws]

Well, goats are on a whole 'nother level! They're tricky little buggers, and if you get ones who are more on the rowdy end... they're a little tough to deal with. I've... dealt with them a few times.

[...not just here, back home, too... heroes got up to some pretty crazy stuff.]

They're fun, but if they're anything like regular goats, they can do a lot of damage.

VIDEO

[codpieces]

[ oh my god goat bros ]

Whooooa— They're like my old goat! 'cept they got the back hooves and the leafy shit—

[ brother from another mother oh wow just look at them all bahhing ]

And we got the same horns!

[ or— used to have the same horns. but yooo gimme one a that ]

VIDEO

[codeforhope]

[Oh goodness, hello there.]

They do seem a lot like normal goats, don't they?

[Except for the- well- leaves.]

Would you like one?

VIDEO

[codpieces]

. . . That's what a normal goat be like?

[ he only knows sea goats . . .

but hELLA suddenly he smiles!!! his very own land goat . . . ]

—Fuck yeah, cuz!

[pipers_son]

I want one!

[Joker...]

All these new types lately, I wonder if there's somethin' in the water?

[codeforhope]

I would be more than happy to let you have one if you'd like, Joker-kun.

I'm not sure...I've certainly never seen this Pokemon before, nor have I seen...quite this many in one place.

[pipers_son]

Please~. There might actually be some at the circus already- I'll have ta give Invidia a call and see if he's picked up anythin'.

It's just like the Bloobers all over again, ha.

[artificialrose]

It seems like you've got quite the handful on your hands... Do you need help, Chihiro?

[codeforhope]

I-I think I'll be okay. I'm hoping I'll be able to find homes for most of them...then I won't have quite so many to try to watch over.

[artificialrose]

I wish you good luck, then!

New Pokemon like this really are good for breeders like us, though, aren't they?

[fourwayconnection]

You alright there, Chihiro? Like, no offense, but that looks like a lot to handle.

I'd offer to help, but me and Maka are in Azalea.

[codeforhope]

It...it is a lot...

[He says, just as one of the goats skips around and lets out a happy little bleat.]

But I'm okay. Once I find homes for most of them, they'll be easier to look after, I think.

[fourwayconnection]

Yeah, that's true. It can't be too hard to find homes for them!

New Pokemon are exciting for pretty much everyone, after all, right?

{video}

[bookslap]

{That's.... a lot of goats.}

If you need to move some of them, I'm sure I could accept one or two.

{video}

[codeforhope]

[There are so many goats.]

Ah, thank you! That would be wonderful if you could!

video;

[lullabytes]

It's definitely the plot...! At long last, this is the plot!

[ or an event, details... ]

Ah...those are really, really cute...what are they called?

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[codeforhope]

I'm...I'm not sure. I haven't heard anyone calling them any sort of name in particular...but they look like goats, don't they?