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[codeforhope]

Hello... you've reached Chihiro Fujisaki. I apologize for missing you, but, um... please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can.

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text; 8/14 NOT REMOTELY ANONYMOUS

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DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[ IT...LOOKS LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER FELL FOR THIS? ]

[codeforhope]

[NANAMI-SAN...]

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[ who wants to be chased by 50 beedrills, though :c ]

[codeforhope]

[Nobody, tbh. Nothing is worth that.

Regardless, Chihiro's probably going to be sending this message to a heck of a lot of folks without even realizing it...]