Chihiro Fujisaki (千尋 藤崎) (
codeforhope) wrote2024-03-14 06:08 pm
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Hello... you've reached Chihiro Fujisaki. I apologize for missing you, but, um... please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can.
[Beep!]
[Beep!]
[Voice]
So all I'm hearin' is...
...that I picked the worst egg ever. Nngh, who knew pandas could be so grizzly?
[Way to go, panchams, you don't even know what bear you're supposed to be.]
[Voice]
What was she doing after she hatched, exactly? Was she trying to attack you?
[Voice]
[God damn it, Teddie, you can't make up levels based on your friends. Especially friends no one even knows.]
But then things just started getting worse and worse and now all she does is hit and bite like I'm some kinda Teddie punching bag! ...It stinks, you know? I feel real bad about putting them in the ball thingies, but she won't stop.
[Voice]
I see...
[...hm. Actually.]
I think I might have an idea, if you would like to give it a try. But I'll need you to turn your Gear's video on for me, okay? I will turn mine on as well.
[Voice]
Ah~ I knew it. It was only a matter of time before you wanted to see my sparkling face again~
[Voice]
I...will also need you to release your Pancham again, once your video is on.
[Voice > Video]
Fiiiiiiiine.
[After that...display, Teddie fiddles with his gear and turns on the video, looking a lot less sparkly than he just described. His hair is completely out of place and there's a good number of visible scratches, all from one little bear. Holding up his pancham's pokeball, he prepares himself for the worst, practically flinching when the ball opens up.
Once out, the bear that was inside looks none too happy and gives a loud huff, growling under her breath. Just one wrong move and swear to...something, she'll attack.]
Chi-chan, this is Rosa-chan.
[Video]
He tips his head to the Pancham with a slight smile before focusing his Gear on the Abra.]
Hello. Rosa-chan, this is Chiaki. Is it okay if she talks to you for a moment?
[Video]
[Video]
With her tail slowly curling over the edge of the bed, she reaches out to Rosa telepathically.]
...hello. You are Rosa...right?
[Video]
As Rosa can't talk telepathically, she sticks to pokemon-speak. It's about as elegant as anyone would expect.]
What's with you? Can't hold the thing yourself?
[Video]
Mmm...sleepy.
...are you angry?
[Video]
Oh. Right. They're outside.]
I want to FIGHT!!
[She shouts as she punches the tree with all her tiny bear might. Teddie, of course, starts yelling in the background. Let's not attack the nature please!]
[Video]
...you want to battle?
[Video]
We don't battle, we NEVER battle!
[She growls again, this time kicking a rock.]
[Video]
[Video]
[She's screeching at this point. Impressive for a pokemon who can't even learn it. But yeah, seething panda right now.]
We don't do ANYTHING! How am I supposed to get stronger like this?!
[Video]
You aren't going to get stronger by hurting your trainer.