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[codeforhope]

Ah, good morning everyone.

[Chihiro has his Leavanny holding the Gear for him and letting it record while he holds an egg in his arms. In the background, Zip the Porygon has vacated the Gear for the moment and can be seen hovering almost anxiously around and around a cluster of five eggs, beeping occassionally.]

I woke up to some more eggs this morning. This time I...I don't think I will be charging anyone any money for them, though. I have more than enough, and would rather just make sure they all go to good homes. I have, um..

[He looks over his shoulder at the bed, doing another quick count as Zip does another revolution.]

Five Porygon eggs, and five Meowth eggs. Like before, these Meowth will be born knowing thunderbolt...and a lot of people seemed to like that, before. I think I'll purchase some more TMs for Rich and Alice soon...

[Because apparently we need to breed Meowths of mass destruction over here. After that the feed cuts, but seconds later a text will follow the video:]

HELLO ATTENTION CALLING ALL TRAINERS
IF YOU GET BABY
PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF
/BABY/

SING THEM LULLABIES
OR I WILL IF YOU CANNOT
MAKE SURE BABY LEARNS
/A LOT/

BINARY IS A GOOD START
YES

THANK YOU C:

((OOC Egg Post is here!))

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[codeforhope]

YOUR TRAINER CALLED IT
PORY-CON
HA HA HA

SUPER SECRET SERVER FOR
/PORY-CON/!

Text;

[codeforhope]

Well...I created different kinds of program codes for various purposes.

[Chihiro that's as vague as heck.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[He nods.]

Will do.

Text;

[me_first]

[Man even Royce can pick up on the avoidance and that's pretty bad.]

if you don't want to tell me that's fine. everyone has their secrets. i was just curious!

Text;

[codeforhope]

Ah...I'm very sorry. I'm just...not entirely sure how much I can talk about the project I've been working on, but....

Who knows? Maybe you'll get to see it, one day...if I ever decide to try working on it again while I'm here.

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[me_first]

i'd like that very much!

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[pipers_son]

Hopefully it gets the right kinda appreciation it deserves. Tho', doesn't seem like there's any lack of helpin' that I've seen.

text;

[doitrockapella]

YES
HAHAHA

THAT IS VERY
W I T T Y

PORY-GONE TO PORY-CON !

YES YES YES

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[codeforhope]

Mhm! It is...actually rather surprising, just how nice the people here seem to be.

[Well...most people.]

text;

[codeforhope]

WE MUST INVITE
/ALL/ AVAILABLE PORYGONS

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[pipers_son]

[With a few exceptions, although Joker certainly won't name any names here.]

Me 'n' Invidia will drop by later ta pick the egg up, how about that? I'm sure he'd be glad ta see the two of ya in person anyway.

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[codeforhope]

Oh, okay! I look forward to seeing you both!

TEXT

[noctuam]

You must be proud.
I'm Nagi; It's a pleasure to meet you, Zip.
Have all your eggs found homes yet?

TEXT

[codeforhope]

HELLO
/USER/ NAGI
UMMMM
I DO NOT THINK SO

[codpieces]

ThE sIcKeSt.
So SiCk ThEsE rHyMeS aRe GoNnA nEeD sOmE mErCyCuLlInG. ( AnD tHaT rIgHt ThErE wAs A SiCk MoThErFuCkIn BuRn! hOnK hOnK )
UhHhHh AlSo DoN't ThInK i KnOw AnY dJs By ThAt MoThErFuCkIn HaNdLe . . .
BuT iF yOu SaY tHe DuDe'S gOt SiCk RhYmEs ToO tHeN wE gOtTa MeEt AnD sLaM sOmE bEaTs!!
LiKe SoMe HoNkTaStIc FuCkIn WiLdFiReS sPiTtInG fRoM tHe ToNgUe, ReAdY tO rOcK yOuR pOeTrY cLoTs . . . :o)

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[pipers_son]

We'll see ya soon, then.

[And sure enough, after maybe a couple of hours, there's a knock on Danganhouse's door.]

TEXT

[noctuam]

In that case . . .
Would it be possible for me to take one in?
My binary is a bit rusty, but— I'm a father, myself. I'd love to care for it.

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[codeforhope]

[Let's hope you're prepared for the distant rumble of a thousand whole heck of a lot of Eevees, because here they come.

At least Chihiro manages to get there this time before they can knock the door down, but this time they can smell an actual person, and not a pokemon in disguise. They will not be fooled again.]

TEXT

[codeforhope]

!!!
YES YES
FATHERS KNOW HOW TO TAKE
/GOOD/ CARE
OF BABIES

[codeforhope]

DJ ZACK ATTACK IS
A PORYGON
LISTEN FOR HIS
/SICK BEATS/
ON THE NETWORK

SOUNDS LIKE
WUB WUB WUUUUB

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[pipers_son]

[Oh shi-]

[Fortunately, Invidia is there to heft his poor trainer up into his arms and out of the Eevee horde's reach.]

Whoa there- 'lo, Chihiro! Looks like ya got quite a troupe on yer hands.

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[codeforhope]

A-ah, yes! I'm very sorry!

[Chihiro holds the door open so Invidia can walk inside, scooping up Eevees in his arms as he goes, with Chica going behind him and picking up a few by the scruff in her mouth to help. Eventually, when Henko comes running up, the majority of the Eevees filter back into the house, leaving only a couple behind to skitter around eagerly, vying for Joker's attention.]

They do enjoy company...

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[pipers_son]

[Invidia still doesn't put Joker down. The whole hurricane business has maybe made him a bit more protective than he usually would be. So he just wades past the remaining Eevees.]

It's fine! I can't understand that myself. They ain't all yers, are they?

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[codeforhope]

Oh, no...they belonged to the previous owner of this house. Though they...they have multiplied since then...

[AND NOW, WELL....EEVEE HORDE.]

A-anyway, would you like to come upstairs? I have all of the eggs there. I'm in the process of having them all sent out to their new homes now.

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[bookslap]

{.....what was that about cats and lightning}

Sorry, did you say that the Meowth would know Thunderbolt on hatching?

{This place just keeps getting weirder and weirder.}