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[codeforhope]

Ah, good morning everyone.

[Chihiro has his Leavanny holding the Gear for him and letting it record while he holds an egg in his arms. In the background, Zip the Porygon has vacated the Gear for the moment and can be seen hovering almost anxiously around and around a cluster of five eggs, beeping occassionally.]

I woke up to some more eggs this morning. This time I...I don't think I will be charging anyone any money for them, though. I have more than enough, and would rather just make sure they all go to good homes. I have, um..

[He looks over his shoulder at the bed, doing another quick count as Zip does another revolution.]

Five Porygon eggs, and five Meowth eggs. Like before, these Meowth will be born knowing thunderbolt...and a lot of people seemed to like that, before. I think I'll purchase some more TMs for Rich and Alice soon...

[Because apparently we need to breed Meowths of mass destruction over here. After that the feed cuts, but seconds later a text will follow the video:]

HELLO ATTENTION CALLING ALL TRAINERS
IF YOU GET BABY
PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF
/BABY/

SING THEM LULLABIES
OR I WILL IF YOU CANNOT
MAKE SURE BABY LEARNS
/A LOT/

BINARY IS A GOOD START
YES

THANK YOU C:

((OOC Egg Post is here!))

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[ladywithnovoice]

[...Okay so Royce could probably break through a weak private lock like that in no time, but Red is hoping that he won't think to.]

Hi. I'd like to get a Meowth egg for my friend, but... I'd like to surprise him. Do you think you could go along with a little joke for me? It's nothing really hard or bad.

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[codeforhope]

Oh? Well...I suppose it couldn't hurt anything, as long as it isn't...bad...

What did you have in mind?

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[ladywithnovoice]

The last time I got him a cat, he caught onto me right away. I told him maybe he had a secret admirer.

So if you or someone else could write "From your secret admirer" as a note to stick on the egg, it'd be a funny callback. He'll probably see through it anyway, so there won't be any harm.

[rarestcandy]

ooh more eggs!

my binary's a bit rusty but i could prolly do that

if you find me worthy of course.

[codeforhope]

MMMM PROCESSING
SHOW ME
I WILL DETERMINE HOW
/RUSTY/
YOUR 011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001 IS

[...sorry Vanellope, Chihiro's just going to- take over, here.]

I'm very sorry. I can send you a Porygon egg, if you'd like.

[rarestcandy]

haha it's cool i don't mind

just uhhh

01001000 01000101 01001100 01001100 01001111 00100000 01001101 01011001 00100000 01001110 01000001 01001101 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01010110 01000001 01001110 01000101 01001100 01001100 01001111 01010000 01000101

that should be right? idk it kinda makes my head spinny to think about.

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[imthe_shit]

[ Snake raises an eyebrow, having just sorta glanced over the text portion of the feed. ]

Are Meowth not supposed to learn Thunderbolt? How'd you do it?

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[codeforhope]

Oh, well...it isn't too hard, as long as you have the right TM. Though the parents knew thunderbolt already when I obtained them...and they are able to pass the move on to their offspring as part of their egg moves.

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[imthe_shit]

Hnn... So, an electric dog, and electric cat and an electric mouse... Sounds like the food chain right there.

I'll take a Meowth.

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[me_first]

Porygon? I've... heard interesting things about them. I'd like one, I'd like one very much, if you have one available.

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[codeforhope]

[Chihiro nods, lifting the egg he's holding a bit higher in his arms.]

Yes, of course. I still have quite a few...

[In the background, Zip seems to have heard Royce and comes hovering over, letting loose a few rapid beeps as he stares blankly at the screen.]

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[pipers_son]

[So there's a lot of shenanigans happening over in Circustown, and the end result is a faintly amused looking Joker with a Zoroark that might be hiding behind him with his claws on his shoulders.]

So, ah, any a those Porygon eggs still up for grabs? Invidia here... Well, go on, tell 'em.

[but papa no they're on the gear and he is still a fox oh wait hold on- there's a flickering effect across the screen and then another Joker is peering from over the other Joker's shoulder. Invidia says hi.]

"If it's okay! I do not know binary yet. But I would like to take care of Zip's baby, because I like Zip."

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[codeforhope]

[Chihiro is quite unsure if he'll ever quite get used to...that, but he smiles at Invidia anyway, nodding.]

I do have some left, yes. I would be more than happy to let you take care of one.

[As if on cue, Zip is back over Chihiro's shoulder, staring at the Gear for a moment before returning to the eggs, circling them again.]

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[doitrockapella]

Eggs again, Zip? Congratulations; you must be very proud.

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[codeforhope]

YES YES
I AM /VERY/ PROUD OF
BABIES

BABIES FOR STRONG TRAINERS
LEARN LOTS OF BINARY
AND BE GOOD TO THEIR MASTERS
PAPA ZIP IS
/VERY PROUD/

[Clearly, we are very excited about these developments.]

TEXT ( let me know if you'd like normal text though! )

[codpieces]

DuNnO aBoUt LuLlAbIeS bUt I gOt YoU, mAn.
GoT sOmE sIcK rYhMeS i CaN bE kIcKiN wItH tHe LiTtLe DuDe To Be
AnD tHe BeSt MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClE oF lIfE tO aLl Up AnD iNfOrM aNy WrIgGlEr . . .
FrIeNdShIp :o)

it's cool!

[codeforhope]

...
YOU HAVE /SICK/ RHYMES
LIKE DJ ZACK ATTACK
???

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[noctuam]

[ that text was cute . . . ]

Is this the father to be?

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[codeforhope]

YES YES HELLO!
I AM
.ZIP

CURRENTLY
PAPA ZIP

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[majorcrotchgrab]

A meowth with a lightning powers, huh? Sounds interesting... I'll take one.

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[codeforhope]

Okay! Would you be okay with me just sending the egg to your PC?

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[bookslap]

{.....what was that about cats and lightning}

Sorry, did you say that the Meowth would know Thunderbolt on hatching?

{This place just keeps getting weirder and weirder.}

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[codeforhope]

Yes, that's right.

Are you interested in having one?

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[stitchedupbodyguard]

[The concept of Pokémon breeding was a little surprising to Veronica, though she did suppose that was to be expected. They were animals... sort of. They're probably breedable, what does she even know.]

Ah... Porygon?

[What is that. Is that another kind of bird?]

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[codeforhope]

[Chihiro nods, taking the camera from Shiruku after he puts the egg back down near Alice.]

Yes, that's right. Was there something you would like to know about them?

[He'd offer an egg, but they've all already found homes, it seems.]