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[codeforhope]

GOOD MORNING!
HELLO!

DID YOU KNOW?

TODAY IS PI DAY!
MARCH 14TH 2015
BUT SEE! PLEASE LOOK CLOSELY:
3/14/15
3.1415!!
TODAY IS THE /MOST/ PI
IT IS VERY EXCITING! :>

PLEASE ENJOY YOUR PI DAY BY ACCOMPLISHING THE FOLLOWING:
1) MEMORIZE THE NUMBER OF PI
1a) BUT NOT ENTIRELY
FOR IT IS INFINITE
AND YOU CANNOT :c
(Note: LEARN BINARY INSTEAD)
2) SING PI DAY SONGS
3) CONSUME PI(E)

01001000 01000001 01010000 01010000 01011001 00100000 01000010 01001001 01010010 01010100 01001000 01000100 01000001 01011001 00100000 01001101 01000001 01010011 01010100 01000101 01010010

[Zip usually would wait to see if someone could translate his binary, but he's too excited so he just continues anyway.]

TRANSLATION:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASTER
YOUR BIRTHDAY IS
THE /MOST/ PI

>INSERT: CONFETTI.GIF

Comments

[text]

[no_ufo_ending]

Woah.

Hey. Can you make fonts look like they're malfunctioning? I'll pay you to teach me.

[text]

[codeforhope]

AFFIRMATIVE!

[...]

PAY
verb
give (someone) money that is due for work done, goods received, or a debt incurred

I DO /NOT/ NEED PAY

[text]

[no_ufo_ending]

Are you sure? Lessons can be hard work.

[text]

[codeforhope]

[There's a bit of a pause, then:]

CAN YOU ACQUIRE
ONE (1) BIRTHDAY PRESENT
FOR MASTER?
PRESENT = PAY

[text]

[no_ufo_ending]

Sure, I can do that. What do they like?

[text]

[codeforhope]

PROCESSING. . .
COMPUTERS
BREEDING
GRASS TYPE POKEMON
CHOCOLATE
ET CETERA

[text]

[no_ufo_ending]

I think I can manage that. I'll mail something soon as I can. All I need is an address.

[text]

[codeforhope]

GOLDENROD CITY
/BIG/ HOUSE
SENDING ADDRESS. . .

[And that would be an address to the Dangan House going to your Gear, Henry.]

[text]

[no_ufo_ending]

Ok thanks!

_{[He's so going to prank Envy with this weird font.]}

[text]

[codeforhope]

YOU ARE
VERY WELCOME!
c: