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[codeforhope]

GOOD MORNING!
HELLO!

DID YOU KNOW?

TODAY IS PI DAY!
MARCH 14TH 2015
BUT SEE! PLEASE LOOK CLOSELY:
3/14/15
3.1415!!
TODAY IS THE /MOST/ PI
IT IS VERY EXCITING! :>

PLEASE ENJOY YOUR PI DAY BY ACCOMPLISHING THE FOLLOWING:
1) MEMORIZE THE NUMBER OF PI
1a) BUT NOT ENTIRELY
FOR IT IS INFINITE
AND YOU CANNOT :c
(Note: LEARN BINARY INSTEAD)
2) SING PI DAY SONGS
3) CONSUME PI(E)

01001000 01000001 01010000 01010000 01011001 00100000 01000010 01001001 01010010 01010100 01001000 01000100 01000001 01011001 00100000 01001101 01000001 01010011 01010100 01000101 01010010

[Zip usually would wait to see if someone could translate his binary, but he's too excited so he just continues anyway.]

TRANSLATION:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASTER
YOUR BIRTHDAY IS
THE /MOST/ PI

>INSERT: CONFETTI.GIF

Comments

text this is fuckin adorable oh my god

[fortunatetoaster]

man you're makin this sound pretty exciting. i wouldn't even know it was a special day today otherwise.

what kinda pie do you recommend?

HE TRIES

[codeforhope]

BINARY PIE C:

[You know, if that. Existed.]

ALTERNATIVES INCLUDE:
BLUEBERRY
STRAWBERRY
ORAN BERRY
LAST ENTRY NOT FOR HUMAN

[fortunatetoaster]

[ not for human? so she's talking to something that isn't human, then?

that's... interesting. ]

Then I guess I'll go with strawberry. There's gotta be somewhere I can get a slice, right?

[codeforhope]

AFFIRMATIVE!
THERE ARE MANY PLACES IN
LOCATION: GOLDENROD CITY

[fortunatetoaster]

[ gosh whatever you are YOU'RE SO CUTE ]

aw really? guess i'll keep an eye out then!
you got any recommendations?

[codeforhope]

HONEYED SOUL
AND MANY OTHER
BAKERIES
CAFES
ET CETERA.

[fortunatetoaster]

I'll make sure I go out and find a nice place to eat some pie for you then
:9

[codeforhope]

!!!YES GOOD
HAVE A /GOOD/ PI DAY c:

[fortunatetoaster]

you too!
what's your name, by the way?
i figure i'm not talking to fujisaki-san

[codeforhope]

NEGATIVE
MASTER IS /ELSEWHERE/
I AM .ZIP

[fortunatetoaster]

.zip?
so you're a pokemon

[ this is kind of awesome um ]

what kind?
if that aint weird to ask i guess

[codeforhope]

I AM
A /PORYGON/!
Porygon: A man-made Pokémon created using advanced scientific means. It can move freely in cyberspace.

[fortunatetoaster]

[ oh...

OH THAT'S... REALLY COOL she's getting kind of excited over this ]

that's amazing!!!
so you're like in the gear right now??
is that how you're talkin to me?

[codeforhope]

AFFIRMATIVE!
I HAVE MY OWN
BUT THIS IS /MASTER'S/
BECAUSE I WANT MASTER TO SEE MANY BIRTHDAY WISHES

[fortunatetoaster]

that's good
i bet fujisaki-san's gonna be happy when he sees so many people sayin happy birthday to him
oh! i should say it too, huh?
tell fujisaki-san i said to have a happy birthday

[codeforhope]

YES YES
/VERY/ HAPPY
I WILL DO THAT THANK YOU!