Chihiro Fujisaki (千尋 藤崎) (
codeforhope) wrote2024-03-14 06:08 pm
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Hello... you've reached Chihiro Fujisaki. I apologize for missing you, but, um... please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can.
[Beep!]
[Beep!]
[Voice]
It's the egg...
[Teddie's voice is low and raspy, like he's scared of...something.]
[Voice]
...oh.]
Ah...! Did your egg hatch?
[Voice]
How did you kno- I mean, yes! OW! Yeah! I mean, it miiiiight've been hatched for awhile, but-
[Again, more rustling. Although this time Teddie can be heard shouting "NO, NO BITING!" in the background before quickly rushing back.]
BUT IT'S GOTTA BE A DUD! The pojoman that came outta it is...SHE'S MEAN!
[Voice]
But he isn't, so. ALRIGHT LET'S...TRY SOMETHING.]
Try to put her in her pokeball, if you can!
[Voice]
[There's a different kind of rustle this time, the sort of sound you'd hear when one digs around in their belongings. It isn't long before all the commotion dies down and all that's left is a very relieved sigh.]
The beast has been tamed. ...For now.
[The sounds of a very grateful cubchoo can be heard over her trainer, cheering for whoever gave said trainer such wonderful advise. ...Even if he should've known it.]
[Voice]
Sometimes baby Pokemon can be a little scared when they first hatch...especially if they hatch away from their parents. It doesn't happen very often, but they can be aggressive.
[Of course, that depends on the species. He knows that his Garchomp was really bitey when he was just a Gible, and all.]
What species of Pokemon is it?
[Voice]
Being afraid is the last thing she is. T-Trust me...
[Although now comes the big questions, huh? Does anyone really expect Teddie to remember the names of pokemon? He can't even remember how to say pokemon correctly.]
She's definitely another bear, but this time she's a big meanie one. And here I thought pandas were suppose to be nice!
[Voice]
[Hm...that must be one of the Pokemon from the Kalos region, right?]
Are you talking about Pancham, Teddie-san?
[Voice]
[No they aren't.]
[Voice]
[Hang on, give him just a sec. He doesn't even have to search on his own- Zip, his Porygon, has it up on his Gear in just a moment or two.]
The Pokedex says that "It does its best to be taken seriously by its enemies, but its glare is not sufficiently intimidating." So it sounds like this Pokemon is naturally a little, um...confrontational.
[Voice]
So all I'm hearin' is...
...that I picked the worst egg ever. Nngh, who knew pandas could be so grizzly?
[Way to go, panchams, you don't even know what bear you're supposed to be.]
[Voice]
What was she doing after she hatched, exactly? Was she trying to attack you?
[Voice]
[God damn it, Teddie, you can't make up levels based on your friends. Especially friends no one even knows.]
But then things just started getting worse and worse and now all she does is hit and bite like I'm some kinda Teddie punching bag! ...It stinks, you know? I feel real bad about putting them in the ball thingies, but she won't stop.
[Voice]
I see...
[...hm. Actually.]
I think I might have an idea, if you would like to give it a try. But I'll need you to turn your Gear's video on for me, okay? I will turn mine on as well.
[Voice]
Ah~ I knew it. It was only a matter of time before you wanted to see my sparkling face again~
[Voice]
I...will also need you to release your Pancham again, once your video is on.
[Voice > Video]
Fiiiiiiiine.
[After that...display, Teddie fiddles with his gear and turns on the video, looking a lot less sparkly than he just described. His hair is completely out of place and there's a good number of visible scratches, all from one little bear. Holding up his pancham's pokeball, he prepares himself for the worst, practically flinching when the ball opens up.
Once out, the bear that was inside looks none too happy and gives a loud huff, growling under her breath. Just one wrong move and swear to...something, she'll attack.]
Chi-chan, this is Rosa-chan.
[Video]
He tips his head to the Pancham with a slight smile before focusing his Gear on the Abra.]
Hello. Rosa-chan, this is Chiaki. Is it okay if she talks to you for a moment?
[Video]
[Video]
With her tail slowly curling over the edge of the bed, she reaches out to Rosa telepathically.]
...hello. You are Rosa...right?
[Video]
As Rosa can't talk telepathically, she sticks to pokemon-speak. It's about as elegant as anyone would expect.]
What's with you? Can't hold the thing yourself?
[Video]
Mmm...sleepy.
...are you angry?
[Video]
Oh. Right. They're outside.]
I want to FIGHT!!
[She shouts as she punches the tree with all her tiny bear might. Teddie, of course, starts yelling in the background. Let's not attack the nature please!]
[Video]
...you want to battle?
[Video]
We don't battle, we NEVER battle!
[She growls again, this time kicking a rock.]
[Video]
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